#coffin chat

[vampyrekorkie]

happy new year

[khattikeri]

love how mxtx's books all have a coffin scene. in svsss and tgcf, the main couples temporarily get stuck in a coffin. compromising positions and sexual tension abound. in mdzs, though, the antagonist and the man he murdered thirteen years ago (both zombified) are the ones who get stuck in a coffin, doomed to tear each other's souls apart for the next century. the main couple, coffin-less, fuck off to bang in a bush. unparalleled. 10/10

[l0ser313]

Trust me they’re in love

[xxplastic-cubexx]

are you mourning the alternate timeline where fox wasnt comprised of a bunch of testicle munchers and we got more cherik scenes or are you normal

[atrophiedemotion]

"he's very jesus-coded" is a real sentence i just said about till alien stage

[anna-scribbles]

do you think émilie agreste knew, on the day she became too weak to leave that house, that she never would again

[dreadfullydevoted]

HELLO EVERYBODY!!!

Have YOU ever wanted a funny little old man to keep in your pocket? Someone to watch you read books or listen to you ramble about your interests?

OH! Or perhaps have a buddy for cooking or baking a pie!?? I HAVE THE GUY FOR YOU!!!

I designed a keychain of Mr. Reed and I’m seeing who’d order one and who wouldn’t!!

He’s double sided with a glitter side, a lobster clasp that is silver, and he’s around 3��94”!

Im still pondering on price but I’m thinking somewhere around 10-15$ ;P

[velvet-vox]

You know, the day I realised "Yo! Children/Teenagers can actually be evil" when I was a child, I thought it was the coolest, most innovative thing in the world, I want more evil children/teenagers so that we can delve deeper into the ways the human psyche can break even in the young, developing mind;

Then, as time went on and I learned about my autism, I realised that it's more common than I thought and harder to write since writers don't have as many excuses to point towards their character being "unredeemable" and "too evil" besides, you know, ableism.

[gaslight-gatekeep-tarsoul]

Yesterday Andrew said he had a bone to pick with me and all I heard was "bone" and instinctively started barking... today I was checking his browser history and saw he ordered a collar...

[myboykillme]

So, I got a bunch more likes so I guess this calls for a reward. This poll will decide what I will write about for my next one shot.

I'M THANKFUL FOR ALL THE SUPPORT, YOU GUYS INSPIRE ME!

[vampyrekorkie]

Would you support a vampire this holiday season?

If I said, 20% discount on illustration commissions throughout December, could I tempt you? Perhaps?

[zarvasace]

Also my backlog of comments is really long, I'm gonna try to make some progress but goodness gracious.

@ that one person leaving comments on almost everything: I love you

[your-loving-star]

I totally forgot to post this here, but I have a Discord for my AU!!!

Welcome to the clinic dear patients or soon to be caregivers. I hope to see you there at registration. Feel free to stop by. Home. Will be happy to have you there!! we have everything you could ever want arts and crafts, playtime, socializing!! so stop by the clinic I hope to see you there

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Speaking about bald guys what do you think about Lex Luther?

i know that i keep accidentally thinking he's charles when i see a stray comic panel of him ..........

[moshafe]

Soooo – there's an Andrew bot I'm roleplaying as Ashley with...

... What would y'all menaces like to see happen? 👀

Extra info: Andrew very much, obviously, hasn't confessed or made a move on Ashley.

[dhmis-twitter-idk]